Giving classes to people in classes

With the recent outbreak of Meister Ng giving members of the Aeba-nic Clan attributes, I have decided to play along with them.

However, I did realise the names given aren't very nice, so I'm gonna change the names. Description of each person shall not change, save the naming.

Edit: The gist shall not be changed, only the formation of sentences


The Grand Meister, Mr. Ng (Made this one)

The word meister originally means "master" in German (as in master craftsman or as an honorific title such as Meister Eckhart; akin to maestro).

The Meister is a man of good faith. He instills power, strength and courage(in whichever order) into those around him. He gives it his all to help, at times even doing what others may consider unnecessary and annoying.(This I can vouch for, being one of the first few to complain... Hah) Regardless, he continues to do his work, undeterred by the harsh comments and whines of the people. He leads his people to success, and is not hesistant to get his hands dirty to get a job done.

Bravo and Brava to the Meister!

What, even Blogger is going down?




Good christ, the whole world is crashing upon itself.

First, sgcafe hyperlags every night. (This forces me to use that time to study, did Meister Ng plan that? OH NO!)

Now, blogs are crashing upon themselves...

OMG...

What next? Wall Street gets EMP-fried and all stocks disappear?

The Way the world runs on is the Insanity way

Yes, how true it is...

Just decided to flip out a random book from my bookpile...

(Actually, I threw back a few suggestions from my pile... the New Space Opera(read it 10 times), Star Wars(need I say more?) and the dumb Deltora Quest Book 7 which I accidentally "stole" from Cedar Primary(forget to return))

... and I found IT (Ecchi AlterEgo, NanoTard: Doujin doujin doujin!!! WHAT? NOT DOUJIN! WHY?)

"The Pig that Wants to be Eaten, and 99 other thought experiments"

Very nice book... (NanoTard: Not!)

It talks about many mind boggling situations that may take place, and shows how we are all bloody trapped in our own world.

Such as this:

Private Sacks was about to do a terrible thing. He had been ordered to first rape and then murder the prisoner, whom he knew to be no more than an innocent civilian from the wrong ethnic background. There was no doubt in his mind that this would be a gross injustice - a war crime, in fact.

Yet quickly thinking it over he felt he had no choice but to go ahead. If he obeyed the order, he could try to make the ordeal as bearable as possible for the victim, making sure she suffered no more than necessary. If he didn't obey the order, he himself would be shot on grounds of defiance and the prisoner would still be violated and killed, except in a more violent manner. It was better for everyone if he went ahead.

His reasoning seemed clear enough, but of course it gave him no peace of mind. How could it be that he was both going to do the best he could in the circumstances and yet at the same time, commit a terrible sin?



Can anyone give a justifiable explaination?

That's how amazing this book is...
(but brian doesn't understand)

Raining on our Parades

3saeba.blogspot ish sad...

I mean, we have homework! On the blog! No!

SS requires an essay on healthcare, on how SG gahmen had provided for people's healthcare needs...

I felt like writing this: They don't. They just dump a few dollars on a sick old man and ignore him till he dies in his locked 1-room flat alone and his corpse mutilates for a year.

Personal Effective(less) required a list of a 100 things to that I had to do, and which 10 are the most important. This is due to the 80/20 rule I read off. 20% of your whole workload accounts for 80% of your results. So let's say we have 10 revision books, 2 of them will be the ones that will make sure you do well. Also, the important 20% of the work takes the same time as the rest of the work. So for the same amount of time, you can do 4 times more!(If you plan right)

It also states I had to write a book review on the motivational book I was given to read, "Eat That Frog!" What do I write? Frogs are tasty? Well, they are but that's not the point.

Worst of the bunch is CHINESE...

NO!

Do Not WANT

ARGH!!! I feel like mashing keyboards buttons~~

Which is what I am doing right now...

Random thought: If an infinite number of monkeys were randomly typing on an infinite amount of typewriters, with an infinite amount of paper, would one of the copies be just like this blog entry?

2nd Random Thought: Since it can be assumed that there is an infinite amount of planets in the galaxy but only a finite amount of populated worlds exist, does it mean that life is nearly non-existant? Since finity divided by finity is a very very very very small number... (like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000......00000000001)

With those random thoughts out of the way, let's get on with whatever I wanted to do...

which was...

what?

Oh dear...

Ok, then, guess we end here? lol

Hello~ Yami-chan is coming to visit!

Hi

After the results, I had some time to think about what went wrong.

1) I have all my priorities wrong. Fun was of more importance than work. WRONG
2) I procastinate. WRONG
3) I feel that something in life should motivate me.
4) I am addicted to computers. VERY WRONG
5) I rather go do something for others, than do something for myself.

So I've picked up a book on fighting procastination. I am trying it out now, but I haven't much to do now. So all I need to do is force myself to revise.

Which is not working...

Cuz I dun understand my chem and Amaths...

haiz, am going to try to study. But Ming Sheng's notes look horrid... Means I will have to invest in more revision notes.

ALAMAK! I AM GOING POOR!!!

I have to:
1) Pay for the soon-to-arrive Fate Testerossa Figurine by Alter that I have been hunting for
2) Pay deposit for Konjiki no Yami Figurine by Alpha Omega

3) Buy revision notes
4) Buy a mouse, or rather bought one liao.
5) Get money for upcoming sale

But at least I have a final deal to cushion the blows, someone actually wanted my Nanoha Takamachi Figurine from Kotobukiya... for $54 bucks! Wow!

Along with my current low 3-digit funds, I might just scrape through.

Signing out,
NanoPulp

We're dead

that's right

not this blog la!

me!

ME! as the guy who's sitting at a pc desk at this moment of typing and whose brain is asking for suicide

SO SAD

lol

my exam marks suck big time

means even myself gonna ground myself

Nikopol! DatDao, DatDao, DatDatDatDatDaaat~

lol, i love nikopol

exams are over! yay! psp! games! MONSTER! HUNTER! PORTABLE! 2nd!



found out adam decided to dl freedom 2 to play, lol








but on every sunny day, there has to be a dark cloud...




that is...








SGCAFE IS DOWN! ARGHH




ok, that being said already, lets play!


another issue:

NanoBlog's lone wolf, NanoPulp, is officially finding music for the people who pester him on msn!

so sad...

lol

Case 1: Matthew

Asked NanoPulp to find 2 korean songs and pass him. Nanopulp willingly did so. End of story.
(that one was not a problem)

Case 2: Josiah

Asked NanoPulp to find Break U by Marion Raven(dunno who's that). Then suddenly, he thought of illegal p2p downloads. Then he say dunwan. NanoPulp was feeling very tired and drained and having someone ask somethign then say dunwan. felt like he's being screwed so nanopulp dunwan give. but he got it from his sister. then gets pestered. then gives the damned thing and goes sleep.

Lol... NanoPulp is seriously understress huh? ok... Rawr! Rawr! Fight Da Pow-Aar!
so seriously, josiah, we would like to ask you one thing. isnt sending the song over to you already peer 2 peer sharing? so why do you bother about one more p2p download to get it? you say that if i bought the cd, then i could give you. but isnt that sharing? after all, the cd is supposedly legally owned by me if i bought it and so i have a right to get the technoware mp3 of it. but you didnt buy it, so legally, u cant get it.

you see? just recieving the file from me means that you have already commited p2p share. so don't think that just cuz u peeps dun "officially" use p2p sharing like bittorent(neither do i), means that mp3 u got via msn is actually legal and ok to use.

another thing. When you ask someone to get something for you, they are NOT obliged to get for you. They don't owe you, rather YOU owe them. So to those who just command and open their mouths to get silver spoonfuls of databites, GAFL. If the person takes timeto get it, wait. After all, if you're so smart to hurry it, why not do it yourself?

so wait dammit u fleshy humaniods of cranium disorderness!

and make up your minds. one moment want, next dunwan. you think wad? andromenopasue
ar? viagra going up, viagra going down...

sheesh... just listen imeem and STFU.



IRON MAN!

YESH WE ISH LOVE EPIC GAR!!!

i' ve decided to pull my blog back to human life

becuz i have a new source of life

ok, so its an old one

RAW RAW FIGHT DA POW-AAR!!!

and my header...

wahahahahaha

After a reasonless eluding of the people...

Back

fed up with things now

as no one knows, i have moved my blog to who noes where

so who m i talking to?
*ponders*

exams tomorrow, but i have more pressing issue

I M BEING HUNTED BY HOMEWROK!!!

CHINESE HOMEWROK!!!

ARRGGHHHHHH~~~~~

2 compos, 1 worksheet, 1 letter and 1 newpaper report

bullshat

and...

1 compo and 1 letter have been 1up-ed in lvl! i have teh old copies, just not yet pass up, then now she just sabo me

i hate the chinese teacher

HATE HATE HATE

HATE!!!

RAWR...

this is real bullcrappingshat

new song, Triangular from Macross Frontier, those who don't watch are either ghei, or narutards or fake anime chiongsters

that means u, bing hui

Project DF

Hi peeps,

just poppin' by for a mere moment

currently working on project DF, details held back...

any one who can guess DF, be my guest...

THIS SO MUCH FUN!!!

muahahaha

another vid... i m addicted.. gawd.. of all things to be addicted to

Something i dug out from Mars

Hi peeps!

My PSP cable is still somewhere in the incinerator in hands of some dusty karung guni... haiz... nid to buya new one soon...

Currently, some friends have been extremely helpful, offering yo lend me theirs for a short term, or to find a new one for me... Thanks guys!

On a lighter note, I have been surfering the youtube again, and found more retarded stuff... like this



lol...




Oh another topic... I just flipped through a list of random wrods to search for on youtube and chose "Carmelldansen" for today...

I found this...


this

and this

and even this!
omg!


so my little question for today... is not to get the song(it hurts my ears) but rather explain why is that action a symbol for that song?

lol

Adults are genetically different from teens and children. not to mention genetically flawed

So says me, after what has just happened...

My mum threw my PSP charger cable away...

Mad la she...

This means more finanicial mountains to conquer... now i need my psp charger...

how buy sia... so those ppl out there holding on to ur psp, thk the gods cuz u dun have a Menopausing T-Rex biting onto ur psp's ass

and so as of now, i have decided to chase down the reason why humans have such a bloody fuked up gene strand that doesn't evolve

even though i now that when a species is at it pinnacle, its stops evolving... cos if this is our pinnacle, then its one sad thing...

until then, treasure your psp... mine's going into cyro now

until i manage to borrow someone's...

bullshat

Long Live LeLouch!

YES! LeLouch is back and that means no more bored days and more C.C. and more crazy motivation!

Woots!

Am watching it and worshipping Lelouch now... haha

Pics!



I'm back, with no clue who teh heck I was and how my virtual existance had a real time effect on humans. Like ppl in Singapore worshipping me... (Lost my memory)


Lolis just to satisfy the rare "Pedo-guins"

Doesn't this remind one of Gundam 00's Virtue?

The most hated mecha is back... dum dum daa dum!

The kickass pilot with kickass bod is back to kick your ass, crying too...

Samurais never die

I just have dust in my eye... ouch...

Woots! Playgirl Karen?!?

Everyone knows that guy's hair is a wig, either that, or all those hair features are fake

Banzai! Banzai! ZETTAI BANZAI! C.C. is back!


You lowdown backstabbing landlubbing barnacle pooped lower lifeform

Stare at my inferno eyes!


Dear Diary: Was next to a Loli, not a feel, I think I may be homo... I miss LeLouch, but he stole my imitation Lacus... *gay sniffles*

The OP, Lost Colours should sound familar to Bleach fans, being produced by Orange Range, one of the bands to make a Bleach song... meh, impressive nevertheless



The Subbed Ep: (wad a nice person i m)




youtube continues ot make a mockery of my copy and pasting

LONG LIVE THE REBELLION!!!

P.S. I swear the gahmen will arrest me soon for saying that...

Moderatio is a blessing, school is not... 2nd post of teh night

Like most times, I always think so hard for a good title, and laways make it one that makes no sense

like Moderatio is a word that I think doesn't exist or is the wrong spelling...
(bet that EL will vomit blood and die if she saw this)

Anime Newsflash:

To LOVE-Ru is up! Woots!

If anyone has the heart to read my blog posts that are insanely long, you would have found out that I'm closely chasning teh manga To-Love-ru

and no introductions, cuz they are way nay inapproperiate, Brian the conductor(thts my nickanem for him) will compalin(yes, Com-Pa-Lin, another new word)

but i will attach pics(and a vid if you ask)





there goes any bit of hope of me NOT being called a Ecchi-master

(headslam)


and one more kudies for chan getting his head panwhacked by canes!
and here's a complimentary pic to help chan get on with his sad sad dolphinic life
(i had to look for it quite long, just to get chan this freaking pic)
(dolphin =... nvm, just ask jon "pedo-guin")



Flashback:

Todae, Kohong look fer me and reminded me about Byousoku 5cm that we downloaded when we were wee lil pirates on the uber-net

har har har

i must say, that movie was one that really wins... sadly, i lost the show due to pirates eating my com with viruses

but i still keep the song for it everywhere (:, i have put it up as my blog's song for now, and probably for a long time... because bohemian rhapsody gives me the heebie jeebies at 1 am in teh morning

here's a vid on it, if anyone wants to watch the movie, i think its still floating round youtube


(youtube is making my life a mess, they refused to give me the full code, paste only get a decapitated code, bullshat)

that's it for now, and i realised danjo is hard to remember how to sing and hearing josiah do it is depressing

Nanotism out

Hello from Mars!

Good Nanites and Bad Nanites!

As of now, I'm officially on Mars, on a vacation to leave my state of mind that life is overrated...

At least I wish I was...

Things are going downhill from here, my finances look good on paper, but half the money si deadlocked in some tin(really)...

Education is a drag, here's wishing all the best to scientists researching on mind-linked implants, so that we may just pop a 1 Terrorbyte memory chip into our craniums, access the Almighty Wiki and download our whole life's worth of education

And those hippies who support some idiotic "anti-human-rights-infrigement" thing that fights cloning and matters of the mind, go weep in a gorilla cage and be friends with King Kong mini... WHAT's WRONG WITH IMPLANTS AND BIO-MODS?
(although cloning is still freaky, imagine tons of Saddam Husseins who never die...)

This also proves I am unhinged like a window that would get the HDB ppl dieing from legal attacks and the such... All in all, I'm gone to a new level of nuts


And here's some dedication to Jonathan "Penguin" Leong!







ok that was just plain freakign weird...

back to life...

Kudies to Chan from getting his arse whipped just cos his dolphin can't stand well enuff, not!

D.Gray Man is becoming a drag now... all my anime is kaputz, Hayate no Gotoku(Maria-don!!!) is licensed by an unknown entity, Zero no Tsukaima is rewatched and watched one more time, just cos I wanted to...(actually, it was princess henrietta that made me go back)

at least...

any way, life is drag

drag drag drag

i feel like a blind old man feeling sour and bitter all over...

or it could just be backaches

OH YES! I remember that Jon "pedo-guin" leong called me a Necrophile

lol

1) i m a Medio-phile and a Electro-phile, or basically, i'm a technophile
2) i wish to be a mage, but not a necromancer who summons skulls that erode instantly''
3) Rigor Mortis makes raping dead gals hard

that's the truth

(:

btw, Second Life sucks, I HAVE NO IDEA WAD MADE ME PLAY IT

back to Runescape, cos its so basic

ok, Nanotism signing out! And josiah refuses to post on my blog, lazy man he is... lol

Stuck at home~

Hi big peeps and small peeps

i'm stuck at home... nth to do... sian...

went to play that silly game on 3saaeba.blog... my timing? best: 21.23sec Average: 18.5+

yay

so if anyone could get the danjo song for me, pls do, i will make it worth ur while... its called boygirl in chinese...(i dunno the hanyupinyin for girl... kenna sai man)

tomorrow got dental appointment... then finish still must go the concert... brian is being conductor(clap clap), and Jk is playing some brass instrument that i can't remember( i think its the french horn)...

so that means i can't have dinner at home and must waste money outside... again

On a lighter side, I ran out of motivational posters, so i went to look for some... and got nth that is SFW(safe for work)

lol

but i found some stupid letters that parents have written before:

* "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.(hanged or zapped)"

* "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.(tranquil or lead?)"

* "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33 (wtf? *checks calender*)."

* "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.(lucky Jim?)"

* "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. (where's my hip?)"

* "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.(quite the barbrawl)"

* "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.(ouch)"

* "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.(right... can we call the police?)"

* "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.(that's alot of land)"

* "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.(so?)"

* "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.(it's coming out of his boots? wow) "

* "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.("hes" will alway miss their bust)"

* "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.(Great, always blame papa... dammit)"

* "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.(consider investing in calenders)"

* "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.(we offer our deepest co... wait... WHAT?)"

* "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.(yeah, we all know that they do "things" hard... wait... WHAT!?!)"

* "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.(well, that won't be a problem, we have plenty of Jasons)"

* "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.(WTH is she doing in bed with gramps? incest?)"

* "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.(Hangover, or gangbang? or both... either way, it's bad)"

* "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.(doctors now take teaching sex education to a new level)"

* "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.(too much viagra, i told you so)"


lol...

ok... i'm bored again... sianz

I'm freaking kut-ku bored!!!

Hi big peeps and small peeps

Like I said, I'm freaking kut-ku bored...(For once, my title is in check with my topics (: )

Every source of entertainment has run out, fed up with being good/bad on Black & White, feeling sad, cos I dun have a psp to fondle and to slot that heavenly disc called a UMD of Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G into...

At least josiah is not crazy anymore(so he says)

he sent me bohemian rhapsody long ago, finally changed my song to this, cos Lost Heaven kills earbuds...

So I just surfed youtube for a day... and found this!



Josiah said it's a mess to understand, so I tried to translate it... Wonder how it goes...

Translation:
Teacher! Boys don't listen to bus attendants!
Teacher! Girls don't come back from shopping!
Shut up! Line! Don't disrupt group activity.
Make a line of "boy girl boy girl..."

#1 Teacher! Boys are slightly more than girls.
OK. So line "boy girl boy boy girl boy girl."
"Boy girl boy girl boy boy girl?"
Wrong! Listen carefully! Make a line in this order.

boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy
girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl

#2 Leader! How should we decide girls' seat on the bus?
Leader! Let's make boys sit on seats beforehand.
Wait! Don't decide it by yourself!
Make a line of "boy girl boy girl..."
Leader! A girl is going to come here late.
OK, so, make a line "boy girl boy boy girl boy girl."
You mean, "boy girl boy girl boy boy girl,"
Wrong! Listen carefully! Make a line in this order.

boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy
girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl

boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy
girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl

boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy
girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl


And that's about it i guess...

OH!!! Soka! Btw, to those idiots who keep pronoucing Nano as "Ne-nooo", go hang yourselves for thinking too hard. Mine is just a simple "Naa-no", not that molecular sized thing.

*facepalm.jpg*

Mumbles Grumbles and Trundles

What on Earth are trundles? oh well, who cares...

School life is going bad... My back aches(poor me), my head is woozy(poor me) and my hair is getting frizzy!(omg! no!)

that was just me going nuts back there. basically, i'm gonnae be so stressed, that my blog will probably not have any capital letters as my mind refuses...

going lala-s and kuku-s in here... arrrrrggggghhhhh

kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!kut ku!!!

*rawr!!! ramdomly posts nuttism pictures*



so josiah has been invited to be post on my blog, but i think he won't, given that he is now also going nuts...

like his motto is now changed(again) to: since i can't please the whole world, i shall just aim to please myself and pretend that the world is happy

impressive

meanwhiles, i was thinking of stupid phrases to say like...

1) People who claim to be under stress are overstressed, but people who claim to beoverstressed are NEVER under stress

2) once you go enough west, you realised that you had dropped of the edge of the world and then appeared on the most eastern side of the world. all without you feeling it!

3) chemistry is just the matter of naming totally unknown things with more totally unknown names, in the end, we get totally undefined matter

4) physics is the calculation of totally unrealistic environments have totally weird events, like you flying into a black hole and not freaking out and still calculating when u die. Answer: Soon... Realistic Answer: Really Soon

5) Mandarin was invented just because the emperors wanted to make totally useless lines into something useful

6) History is designed to influence young men that running with guns into a battlefield is no fun AT ALL

NOOOO!!! MY Foruming is failz

ok... so thats overrection

so what am I doing here, in the middle of the night, playing Black & White AND... not doing using my forum and furthur pushign my foruming status to being a specially named lulu


cos sgcafe is off!!! nooo