The Figurines Havest Fest...

Yay!!! i got a lot of anime figurines at the takashimaya craziest toy fest... i hav a nanoha, the whole set of petite gundam seed destiny characters, a lot of animes n best of all, two A4 posters of the Hawke Sisters(Woot!) n Kira n Lacus... all under $80!!!! *Victory handsign AKA V-hand

P.S. i m kinda stumped on chatboxes so i cant set one up yet but i will soon!!! i promise... that is, after Brenna helps me la...

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~Math Class~
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking..

~Red and Shiny ~
The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question,
" What is bright red and shiny?"
Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine !!!!???"
"No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think.. Anyone else?"
Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy except Johnny of course..
Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to which she nodded OK.
" What is long,hard, rounded and has hair at one end? "
"JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE..."
Johnny replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I like the way you think"..

~Balloon~
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
"Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget.
The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early.
Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!"
His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming 'Oh God, I'm coming!"

~Taking off clothes, female clothes
Confused Little johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with johnny about this."
So johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door..
"first, johnny, you take off my blouse...." so unbuttons her blouse and takes it off..
"ok, now take off my skirt...." and he takes off her skirt..
"now take off my bra.... which he does.. "
"and now, johnny, please take off my panties.."
and when johnny finishes removing those, she says, "johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more"

Haha!!!! had you guys there rite?