Even if no one reads my blog, I shall continue to post.
Because I simply have to.
This is the way of the TechnoWrathi.
With the new poll system up, I simply had to state out what attributes contribute to what classes...
Strength:
This one is an easy one. What more can you do but pummel your opponents silly? And pummel well you will, since with high Strength, one blow to an enemy will probably send him to Heaven Come.
Strength is most effective on Fighter-types. DUH. But then again, all Str means those brawn-brains simply have to be pointed out the main point. Sigh.
Intelligence:
Another simply one. The exact antithesis to Might Makes Right. Rather, its Brains Will Reign here. Using arcane moves, High Intelligence allows one to have higher magic attack capacity, and more magical abilities. Int also allows usage of certain higher level stuff, like traps, levers and the likes.
Intelligence is useful on Sorcerers and in some less-Dungeons and Dragons-ish games(like Gay-ple), Wizards. Rogues also do well with a bit of Int, allowing them to trick NPCS and counter traps. After all, who disarms traps with half a brain?
Wisdom:
Ah. Finally something from Dungeons and Dragons. Wisdom allows for support spells and some special attack spells to be carried out. Healing, Creature summons, Support Fire... All these require Wisdom. So there, all though Wisdom does not directly affect one's attack power, it allows for powerful indirect moves. Imagine an army with no medic, they will all wither without support fire. In comes you, healing up wounds and patching up armours, while your summoned minions rush out to absorb the attack and since they are summoned, their death means no loss compared to loss of comrades. That's how powerful Wisdom is. Eat that, tankers.
Wisdom is useful for Clerics and Wizards. Wizards need Wisdom to memorise their spells. This is for Dungeons and Dragons style of play, not for Gay-ple. Clerics need Wisdom to increase success chances of high level support magics.
Dexterity:
Another well-known attribute in Gay-ple. Dexterity basically means one thing, PWNage Dodges. What's the use of dodges? Well, if you could Matrix-BulletTime and avoid all attacks, you are virtually untouchable. Because you are untouchable! Dexterity is also needed in bow usage, simply because one needs to be fit to pull his damn bowstrings.
Dexterity is mostly for Rogues, Bards and Barbarians. They are for the first-strike troops, the ones who flirt in the shadows and infiltrate enemy lines. Dexterity is also used by Rangers and Druids but to a less extent than the above stated.
Constitution:
This attribute is one of the most invisible and yet the most powerful attribute of used well. Gay-ple peeps will probably not know what in the name of Orbis is constitution's true usage. It's basic form is in your HP, Health Points. High Constitution means you are like a tank, taking multiple blows before dying out. Of course, Constitution also helps in resisting magical attacks and mental strikes. But fear the rogues, as one Critical Strike from them that can pierce through your armor will impale you.
Constitution is for EVERYONE! Mostly for Fighter-types. Rogues do not require much. Wizards-types actually have Skills that reduce constitution to negatives. But remember, zero constitution means one hit by a level 2 goblin, and you're fried.
Charisma:
Very important skill to good RPGs. High Charisma allows one to have wider plot lines, and more options in conversations. That means more experience chances, yay. Charisma is also used by rogues in trickery, by druids in Animal Empathy and by... surprise surprise... Paladins in their smite moves. After all, one needs to know how to appease their deities with sweet words before they have divine backing. Wizards also use Charisma to affect the chances of high level spell success.
Charisma is for some. It won't hurt to have it but of course, many will just use its points on damage affecting attributes. Sigh. Use charisma on the above stated characters or their counter-parts in average dosages to help in EXP gaining and to access some hard-to-get things and places. Charisma should also be used on the lead character or the spokesman, as being leader sometimes work in unison with Charisma, boosting one another.
That's all for now. I'm off to examine my Magic the Gathering cards. Haha.
EnginSeer of The TechnoWrathi, NanoPulp, Logging Out!
Oh I'm pooped
Hufff~ Hufff~~ Wiii~~ RAWKS~~~ *faints*
Just finished Second Day of ToyCon 2008, the supposedly First ToyCon to be held in Sing-ta-pour. And my oh my, what fun it was.
Freebies Freebies Freebies, what more can I say?
Well, 90% of the stuff there was for sale, but that 10% of things being Freebies is still impressive.
1. Be@rBricks
Best thing and cause of my pooped-ness, Be@rBricks. As some may have read on the Straits Times, these 1000-to-be-released-to-early-peeps-per-each-colour Be@rBricks were exclusives, only the first 1000 peeps get them, I was like what? The 400+th on Day 1, LesserThan100 on Day 2. Yes, I was that early.
The Straits Times said they were for sale to the first 1000 ppl who went "Gimme thar BearBricks~ Uwaaaaahhhhh~~" At least, That TechnoPriest told me that he read that. Obviously, they were free. DUH. The website said so and I trust websites more than the only newspaper that is allowed to be read for important new in SG. (The NewPaper is all about sex scandals and Today is just ads and poor humour, Straits is controlled news. LOL)
So I got both colours, which are basically the same, save that one is the opposite colour for the other. Red and white, either one colour being details and other being main colour. Love your country propaganda, I say.
2. MtG Theme Decks
Magic the Gathering Theme Decks were being shuffled out like nuts, you could either go play a demo against some promoter guy(who cheats, since he uses his personal deck and you use the pre-made deck, LOL) or you could run around looking for answers to a small "Name Teh Creature" quiz, only to find the answers plastered on some giant board and go "OH". I did both. Cept the "OH" part. Got me 1 Boggart Feast and Merroc Riverways Theme Decks each.
Actually, the demo game was quite fun, save that I don't play MtG and constantly stood there being stone, cause I didn't know it was my turn and I forgot to untap my lands... I ought to practise if I can. I nearly defeated him! Argh, just one more life point!!! I'm that noob at cards. Haiz.
3. Bag with a lousy game and a nice fan
The point here, is the bag. Cute. Done. Fan is cute too. But they ran out of them cute bottles, That TechnoPriest had one. The horror. The game is no even worth bothering to examine. Some ripoff soccer game, mefinks.
4. Ummm... what was it... Oh ya! Magazines.
Many many magazines, free. Thanks to Nii-tendo. It's great to visit events with bigbuck companies.
5. Umm... Oh heck it... Ah! Posters!
Everyone had posters. Mountains of them.
Some were unceremoniously ripped off the walls(I kid not).
Some were queued for hours to get signed by some artist(Didn't know them all, So I Dun Care and I Dun Get).
Some were from Xedo(These I got, since my sister wanted them. Allen, Lina, Lavi. Yup, It's D.Yaoi Man). Others were from unknown sources. I suspect Stormtroopers.
6. Negima, Rotten Ice Cream, Random Bot
Running... Running... Target sighted... Extraction in progress... Extraction 1 complete... Clearing area... Resume Scout patterns...
That's what everyone did on Day 1. Run around aimlessly lookign for the passport stamps to redeem stuff. That TechnoPriest got in 20 minutes before me, only to get one. I got all of mine in like 5 mins. EnginSeers ARE that Good.
Seriously, they took the trouble to print a big-assed book with a map in the middle on the staple point page(easiest page to find, random flips usually get them). and what do the civilians do? Tuck them away. And exclaim "AHHH!!! Where?" *imitates a typical SG-girl screaming "Where?!?"*
2pm gets you Gum... No, wait, GUNdam. No Gum. Haiz. Didn't want. So I waited to 5pm. Queued at 3.30pm till 5pm. No wonder my legs hurt.
I got a Negima Figumate, a Rotten IceCream and some Random Bot. Only Negi Magi Figumate was nice... Too bad I didn't get Asuna. Haiz.
Other stuff were... weird. Gonna just hoard them somewhere.
Anymore? Nope. Haha. But that much is nice enough for me.
Sad things:
1) I missed getting Alter Nanoha... HECK *shot* Guy queueing behind me got last one. Wanted to attack him. ARGH.
2) I didn't buy any Collateral Damage merchandise, simply had no mullah.
3) I didn't buy anything, cept Xedo. Thks to sistar. -weeps- Wait, I got that cheap Asuna Figurine... Ya... but not enough!
4) Too many peeps at the entrance, can't move. Help! Human Tsunami!!! AHHHH~~
5) Too many people chop place for "friends" I mean, one friend gets one more friend then end is okay. But heck, those idiot young punks and old asses propangated by the hordes. One became two, two became six, six became twelve. Luckily, this was somewhat halted by the addition of needing another clearance stamp with number to let you collect. Good management, guys.
6) People wanted to swop places with me. My number for the redemption of Negima was 150. Nice number. Woman with bad makeup in front of me wanted me to change with her equally bad-makeup friend to number 172. Not nice number. Said no. She keep asking and asking. I said "NO, THANK YOU OR RATHER, NOT". Done. Glare at me. Glares back. Glare fest.
7) They had DDR. Horrible. That TechnoPriest was dancing to Angelus(this song here that you just heard.) and got a C... Fitting for his name. Lol. Second time? Failed on first. Rubbish, I ought to demote him.
8) Umm... lack of freebies?
That's all I can think of now. Once TechnoPriest "Bent Sight" gets me the photos, then we talk. I simply was too lazy to camera everything.
EnginSeer NanoPulp, Off.
-runs back-
Oh yes! The most disturbing thing is that this fat-got got Figma from La Tendo, Haruhi and a Revoltech Saber.
I asked him where he gets it from, be it KKnM or La Tendo out of interest and hope that I may hop down to pick up a spare.
What Fat-got does? He sneers, "Wha? La Tendo, laaa..." and give a "Bastard, you suck my otaku balls" look.
I mean, I didn't ask you where you got it in ToyCon, just where you got it. and you act all high and mighty and act big.
And you don't even have a cospa shirt. Bullshit.
This has taught me that SG is full of peeps who think they are high-lvl otaku, but are in truth self-deluded rimholes.
Haiz.
Ok Ok Ok! I dun hate Choir, happy?
I was blackmailed again...
All because I do not understand choir...
-Weeps-
BTW, We lost. Second. Half the team going for soccer tryouts. Even Zong. He is betraying his damn Celtics or Vikings or something...
Nice.
Me planning to go ToyCon to steal presents. YESH
Ok, end.
I weep again
All because I do not understand choir...
-Weeps-
BTW, We lost. Second. Half the team going for soccer tryouts. Even Zong. He is betraying his damn Celtics or Vikings or something...
Nice.
Me planning to go ToyCon to steal presents. YESH
Ok, end.
I weep again
Varietives
I think the EnginSeer's hate does not stem from choir. It is not hate of the arts. It is hate of her sister's constant dilly-dallying that is driving him nutes like an Unhappy Happy Hippo(s).
I therefore resent the fact that he hates choir.
I therefore resent the fact that he hates choir.
By damn, I want to Hungry Hungry Hippo destroy my sister
By damn, I dislike choirs... Do I? I dun understand them... so... I can't really hate...
BUT ONE Choir causes much pain... to me...
Introducing my sister's, AKA the Holy Innocent's Choir...
Actually, I made up that name, but it's probably correct...
In a sense.
For many fricking days, I have been made to wait at my grandparent's house, waiting for my sister to come back from choir so that I have to escort her back home. (Shizz)
And she comes back at round 8, takes half an hour to bathe and another half to eat her "princesssy" meal.
Meaning I have to sit there for AGESSSS
PLUS, I'm expected to give her support at her first choir thingum. What? Wave Pom Poms? Hell no!
So I won't care
But back to the waiting part. Waiting, can only be on the two extreme sides of one's entertainment. Either you get fricking high and happy(which promotes time distortions and rapid overclocking) or you get damn pissed, tired and snappier than a Hungry Hungry Hippo(s)
As for my case, gramp(more like Grump)'s house is a Zoo that beats Mandai hands down in noise pollution.
Result: An unhappy me giving off unkarma waves that propangate the seeds of time solidification... In other words, time DRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSSSSSS......
Result of that: Hyper grumpy me, which further slows down time... blah blah blah... infinity loop... till a point where time stops and a paradox occurs, since if time stopped I would be unable to respond and then time will have to revert back. A reboot of the universe, fear that.
Ah... I went offroad... So back to topic... I waste 2-3 hours a day waiting for a person whom I detests as she seems to just waste resources and does not help with housework... Leech, I say
So with the choir thing, she effectively steals my time.
What next? My friends, my harem? No!
-weeps-
EDITED FOR THE SAKE OD POLITICAL REASONS
I do not hate choirs, I just don't understand them.
BUT ONE Choir causes much pain... to me...
Introducing my sister's, AKA the Holy Innocent's Choir...
Actually, I made up that name, but it's probably correct...
In a sense.
For many fricking days, I have been made to wait at my grandparent's house, waiting for my sister to come back from choir so that I have to escort her back home. (Shizz)
And she comes back at round 8, takes half an hour to bathe and another half to eat her "princesssy" meal.
Meaning I have to sit there for AGESSSS
PLUS, I'm expected to give her support at her first choir thingum. What? Wave Pom Poms? Hell no!
So I won't care
But back to the waiting part. Waiting, can only be on the two extreme sides of one's entertainment. Either you get fricking high and happy(which promotes time distortions and rapid overclocking) or you get damn pissed, tired and snappier than a Hungry Hungry Hippo(s)
As for my case, gramp(more like Grump)'s house is a Zoo that beats Mandai hands down in noise pollution.
Result: An unhappy me giving off unkarma waves that propangate the seeds of time solidification... In other words, time DRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSSSSSS......
Result of that: Hyper grumpy me, which further slows down time... blah blah blah... infinity loop... till a point where time stops and a paradox occurs, since if time stopped I would be unable to respond and then time will have to revert back. A reboot of the universe, fear that.
Ah... I went offroad... So back to topic... I waste 2-3 hours a day waiting for a person whom I detests as she seems to just waste resources and does not help with housework... Leech, I say
So with the choir thing, she effectively steals my time.
What next? My friends, my harem? No!
-weeps-
EDITED FOR THE SAKE OD POLITICAL REASONS
I do not hate choirs, I just don't understand them.
The Idea of Society Cakes
Today, a little bugger squashed all my goddarn gocceries just to sit at the "prized" Seat of the Windows where One can gaze forth upon the World of Death and Oil and Wheels...
Result: My gocceries were shoved off the elevated floor board without a word of apologies. Rude ass's papa was apparently too embarassed to come near. BULL SHAT
Anyway, as some may know, anger give my creative bloods a boost.
What did I get? Society cakes.
YEA
Seperate post for it...
JYAAA~
Edit: Fuxx, I'm tired and have homewrecks to fix. Will write next time.
Result: My gocceries were shoved off the elevated floor board without a word of apologies. Rude ass's papa was apparently too embarassed to come near. BULL SHAT
Anyway, as some may know, anger give my creative bloods a boost.
What did I get? Society cakes.
YEA
Seperate post for it...
JYAAA~
Edit: Fuxx, I'm tired and have homewrecks to fix. Will write next time.
Varietives
DO YOUR ZUO WENS YOURSELF! WHY? Alternatives! Like, instead of pressing the caps lock key, use the shift button instead! It's an alternative!
OHGOODCHRISIWANTOBURNDOWNCHEENAH!
Just looked at the timetable.
I hate Cheenah now... Officially, with a Seal of Hate from HateCheenah Association.
BAH!
You know, at least I can plan out my doom...
So off I go, to fight teh Cheenah compo papers!!!
RAWR!
RAWR!
FITE TEH POWAR!
Oh, That TechnoPriest is going destructive...
Heck to that.
Cuz, I'm going destructive too.
RAGE!
BloodLust Frenzy! Ancient Past: Loliconic DEATH...
Fuse Combo with Epic-class Cheenah Hate!
Attack Ratings, 1000% increase!!!
-kicks down a lamp-
RAWR!!!
Oh here's a pic in case I scared someone
I swear I'm going nuts.
I hate Cheenah now... Officially, with a Seal of Hate from HateCheenah Association.
BAH!
You know, at least I can plan out my doom...
So off I go, to fight teh Cheenah compo papers!!!
RAWR!
RAWR!
FITE TEH POWAR!
Oh, That TechnoPriest is going destructive...
Heck to that.
Cuz, I'm going destructive too.
RAGE!
BloodLust Frenzy! Ancient Past: Loliconic DEATH...
Fuse Combo with Epic-class Cheenah Hate!
Attack Ratings, 1000% increase!!!
-kicks down a lamp-
RAWR!!!
Oh here's a pic in case I scared someone
I swear I'm going nuts.
I am bored
Again?
Yup, This EnginSeer is hyper-bored again.
ARGH, THIS FUXXING WORLD WIDE WEB IS USELESS!!! IT DOES NOTHING! NO GAMES, NO NOTHING!
ARGHGHHHHGHGHGHTHGHGHH
and the homewrecks!
OMGOSH NO!
-goes mad-
Yup, This EnginSeer is hyper-bored again.
ARGH, THIS FUXXING WORLD WIDE WEB IS USELESS!!! IT DOES NOTHING! NO GAMES, NO NOTHING!
ARGHGHHHHGHGHGHTHGHGHH
and the homewrecks!
OMGOSH NO!
-goes mad-
Oh Great! It never rains, It bloody monsoons
Eib hab ae bluddy glu (I have a bloody flu)
Teh stupid barber gave me a horrorcut. Not haircut mind you, a horrorcut. Look at the mirror. Haircuts give you see nice hair, horrorcuts give you horrors that sacastic bastard bystanders will say "nice" to.
I have many HomeWROKS... and I'm not doing chinese! EVER! Copy from that TechnoPriest...
It's raining
It's bloody raining (Still)
It's bloody not raining, it's monsooning! (Finally, some change... wait... That's worse!)
And this tops it:
Retailing at 10,000+ yen IN Japan.
This Alter product is excellently sculptured. A long awaited for production character, Hayate from Nanoha StrikerS is accompanied by Reinforce Zwei. Yea!
But the price sucks. It sucks more than any anime can make their female characters have their panties sucked in. That's how bad it is.
Not to mention, coming to SG-land, the price will probably Apollo 11-ise to astronomical values.
I sob.
It never rains, It Bloody Monsoons.
Teh stupid barber gave me a horrorcut. Not haircut mind you, a horrorcut. Look at the mirror. Haircuts give you see nice hair, horrorcuts give you horrors that sacastic bastard bystanders will say "nice" to.
I have many HomeWROKS... and I'm not doing chinese! EVER! Copy from that TechnoPriest...
It's raining
It's bloody raining (Still)
It's bloody not raining, it's monsooning! (Finally, some change... wait... That's worse!)
And this tops it:
Retailing at 10,000+ yen IN Japan.
This Alter product is excellently sculptured. A long awaited for production character, Hayate from Nanoha StrikerS is accompanied by Reinforce Zwei. Yea!
But the price sucks. It sucks more than any anime can make their female characters have their panties sucked in. That's how bad it is.
Not to mention, coming to SG-land, the price will probably Apollo 11-ise to astronomical values.
I sob.
It never rains, It Bloody Monsoons.
The World is crashing upon itself, no?
Now, that just sums it up. The most probable reason to the end of life on Earth is that The Earth shall collapse upon itself. Not asteroids, not aliens, not natural storms or calamities.
Just plain collapse on self logic.
Like this. *crushes paper for emphasising's sake*
Ok, that's all for now... Kthksbai
NO NO NO! Wait! WAIT WAIIIT!
that TechnoPriest got me a metal halberd. How... nice?
Ken Hirai = Metal Halberds(toy)???
NO! and it's cheaper than Ken Hirai!(the Halberd)
ARGH! I shall demand a birthday present too.
On other matters:
Osu! is invading your PCs?
Josiah mistakes his pus and mucus for his blood.
Glenn is in serious depression.
My father is interrogating me over the existance of Fate. Heck, I'm just going to tell him I bought it so that I can go rape the figurine. Reverse Psychology.
School is coming awake. I wonder why the InterGalactic Mailpost still haven't delivered my Full Titanium Asteroid(Small) via CrashNBurn post to the school.
Hmmm...
Oh, That TechnoPriest's blog is virus bugged... MEH!
Did I say Glenn is dropping into depression? I did? Oh...
Umm... Nth liao I guess
Lol
OK CLASS, YOU MAY GO NOW!
AKA
OKCUMON!
Just plain collapse on self logic.
Like this. *crushes paper for emphasising's sake*
Ok, that's all for now... Kthksbai
NO NO NO! Wait! WAIT WAIIIT!
that TechnoPriest got me a metal halberd. How... nice?
Ken Hirai = Metal Halberds(toy)???
NO! and it's cheaper than Ken Hirai!(the Halberd)
ARGH! I shall demand a birthday present too.
On other matters:
Osu! is invading your PCs?
Josiah mistakes his pus and mucus for his blood.
Glenn is in serious depression.
My father is interrogating me over the existance of Fate. Heck, I'm just going to tell him I bought it so that I can go rape the figurine. Reverse Psychology.
School is coming awake. I wonder why the InterGalactic Mailpost still haven't delivered my Full Titanium Asteroid(Small) via CrashNBurn post to the school.
Hmmm...
Oh, That TechnoPriest's blog is virus bugged... MEH!
Did I say Glenn is dropping into depression? I did? Oh...
Umm... Nth liao I guess
Lol
OK CLASS, YOU MAY GO NOW!
AKA
OKCUMON!
Yesh! It's the mailman! Alter Fate Testerossa!
Fuxx Yea!
Yea!
YEA!
Ok... I have a lack of pictures... Now I wish I could summon That TechnoPriest and his camera and run outdoors to take photos of Fate...
But nooooo~~~ We can't open it, says my online friends. It's collector's value!
Now, what the Fuxx is the fun in getting a uber nice figurine, and sealing it in a safe 500 KM underground? WHAT?
Still, I haven't opened it. i have no idea why but I simply can't do it. Weird.
On other topic, That TechnoPriest got a me a metal figurine! (Let's hope its not Blea(c)h and its nicely detailed, I love details)
Star Wars will do fine too.
Lol
So there we have it, I'm going to delay Fate photos to later, simply cuz I have no Fuzzing Camera!
ARGH!
Plus I'm poor now. But Fate was cheaper than I thought, 89 bucks (including deposit). I thought I had to pay 100+, not counting the deposit la. Phew
This makes my sister's Shana in Beach Bikini Figurine the most expensive in our house. A hundred bucks! RIPOFF~! Will try to talk about it next time.
Meanwhile, here's a funny vid. Not like those weird laugh@urfandomlord videos. It's STAR WARS + LEGOS!!!
Yea!
YEA!
Ok... I have a lack of pictures... Now I wish I could summon That TechnoPriest and his camera and run outdoors to take photos of Fate...
But nooooo~~~ We can't open it, says my online friends. It's collector's value!
Now, what the Fuxx is the fun in getting a uber nice figurine, and sealing it in a safe 500 KM underground? WHAT?
Still, I haven't opened it. i have no idea why but I simply can't do it. Weird.
On other topic, That TechnoPriest got a me a metal figurine! (Let's hope its not Blea(c)h and its nicely detailed, I love details)
Star Wars will do fine too.
Lol
So there we have it, I'm going to delay Fate photos to later, simply cuz I have no Fuzzing Camera!
ARGH!
Plus I'm poor now. But Fate was cheaper than I thought, 89 bucks (including deposit). I thought I had to pay 100+, not counting the deposit la. Phew
This makes my sister's Shana in Beach Bikini Figurine the most expensive in our house. A hundred bucks! RIPOFF~! Will try to talk about it next time.
Meanwhile, here's a funny vid. Not like those weird laugh@urfandomlord videos. It's STAR WARS + LEGOS!!!
Planetary Assault Carriers! Engineers! Economic Expansion! C&C 3 hath never been this fun...
Frankly, no, it has never been this fun. Nor this short.
Lol. 16th June's outing was quite dumb to a sense. We left school round 12.30 in 4-man missle squads, but then somehow got merged together into two groups. The "Fake Posers" and the "PSP spammers"
Me was under the latter. Meh.
Met up with Meister Ng at Starbucks at PS. He bought FIVE (actually Four, since he took one) latte Ventis for... the whole class. Wow. Speechless. (Whisper: CHEAPSKATE)
The unsharing me went off to buy my own Latte Grande... with 1/4 of the cup full of syrup. HAHAHA!!! I ISH ON SUGARUGS!!!
Apparently, some people have never drank latte before, or have never drank it right. Cheng En added Gula-Gula (Suger) into his latte. No syrup at all! HERESY!
Meister Ng drank his Latte without anything. Says it's for the matured man. Lol. Drink Expresso la!
Went off to Paradiz Centre.
Then... Revelation!
Everyone didn't get a spare casual shirt along! Typical men. i had my Pink Shirt of GAR on... lol... Adam was poking fun at me for that, probably cos he had none.
Donated my shirt to Luke, since he looked rather desperate to play... what? Maple! Rubbish!
So I stripped him of my shirt and played CnC with Zong, Andre, Josiah and Clayton
Against 3 computer players
I was the richest but smallest player, running quick strikes with shock troops and engineers while capturing bases. Hey, I'm an EnginSeer, no?
lol...
On other subjects:
I see That TechnoPriest has replied. Seems like he was talking about having fun with microwaves in England. I wonder is that what I'm going to get... Instant Dinners? 17 dollars worth of Instan-Dinner paks? For Ken Hirai?
My Scrinic Assault Carriers! No!
and his typing skills have failed recently, I blame England.
He also posted a 4 min long YouTube of Ayumi? And claims he laughs at it. At what?
Oh, I just found out he likes Gackt. The horror, only Gackt fans I find in SG are... What? Fangirling fandom female minions? Most of them revealed thanks to SgCafe and my uber mysterious online personality tricking them into revealing more about their fandomhood...
Hur hur hur~
Oh... what's this? I got an sms from KKnM, saying my Alter Fate Testerossa Figurine has arrived. YEA! Finally! Talk about it soon.
But meh, my wallet is concave now.
Lol. 16th June's outing was quite dumb to a sense. We left school round 12.30 in 4-man missle squads, but then somehow got merged together into two groups. The "Fake Posers" and the "PSP spammers"
Me was under the latter. Meh.
Met up with Meister Ng at Starbucks at PS. He bought FIVE (actually Four, since he took one) latte Ventis for... the whole class. Wow. Speechless. (Whisper: CHEAPSKATE)
The unsharing me went off to buy my own Latte Grande... with 1/4 of the cup full of syrup. HAHAHA!!! I ISH ON SUGARUGS!!!
Apparently, some people have never drank latte before, or have never drank it right. Cheng En added Gula-Gula (Suger) into his latte. No syrup at all! HERESY!
Meister Ng drank his Latte without anything. Says it's for the matured man. Lol. Drink Expresso la!
Went off to Paradiz Centre.
Then... Revelation!
Everyone didn't get a spare casual shirt along! Typical men. i had my Pink Shirt of GAR on... lol... Adam was poking fun at me for that, probably cos he had none.
Donated my shirt to Luke, since he looked rather desperate to play... what? Maple! Rubbish!
So I stripped him of my shirt and played CnC with Zong, Andre, Josiah and Clayton
Against 3 computer players
I was the richest but smallest player, running quick strikes with shock troops and engineers while capturing bases. Hey, I'm an EnginSeer, no?
lol...
On other subjects:
I see That TechnoPriest has replied. Seems like he was talking about having fun with microwaves in England. I wonder is that what I'm going to get... Instant Dinners? 17 dollars worth of Instan-Dinner paks? For Ken Hirai?
My Scrinic Assault Carriers! No!
and his typing skills have failed recently, I blame England.
muchly surprised
He bought be Ken Hirai
He also posted a 4 min long YouTube of Ayumi? And claims he laughs at it. At what?
Oh, I just found out he likes Gackt. The horror, only Gackt fans I find in SG are... What? Fangirling fandom female minions? Most of them revealed thanks to SgCafe and my uber mysterious online personality tricking them into revealing more about their fandomhood...
Hur hur hur~
Oh... what's this? I got an sms from KKnM, saying my Alter Fate Testerossa Figurine has arrived. YEA! Finally! Talk about it soon.
But meh, my wallet is concave now.
Variety Varietives Varialnertives Alrieties Alterretives Alternatives
!!!
Mark and Spencer's wins at all of them! The massive section dedicated to microwaveable food is amazing! With food priced at a cheap ₤3.95 per packet, you'll never find anything to be bored of eating!
Surprisingly, I am quite full from the lovely microwaveable dinner that I've had, including a ₤1.95 Steak Pie, ₤1.95 utterly bland Fried Rice and a lovely ₤3.95 worth of Tandoori Chicken! What's this?! Shameless plugging!?
I was very muchly surprised at Brenna's reluctance to buy me a birthday present. He was convinced that I was PMSing over a birthday present, but I wasn't. I mean, look at Ee Siong. He bought be Ken Hirai and even put it up on the blog to make me happy, I suppose, with a little blackmail.
Sheet, should have asked Brenna to buy me Yuna Ito instead of Ayumi. *snaps* But Ken Hirai's music isn't too good for the technical singer, as one can hear from his half falsetto. It is quite amazing, his singing style. Very much different from others like WaT and Yatta (that bunch of neked people, whoever they are). Perhaps the only other person who I can see a distinctive style in is Gackt, and I absolutely love his 忘れないから.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala wasuyo wasure tai yo. Furetakono watashi deshitendayo. AHHHH!!!! Mono, u mo. Lalalalala, lalalalalalalalalalalala, zetsu warai yo!!!
I JUST ABSOLUTELY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHENEVER I SEE THIS!!!
Mark and Spencer's wins at all of them! The massive section dedicated to microwaveable food is amazing! With food priced at a cheap ₤3.95 per packet, you'll never find anything to be bored of eating!
Surprisingly, I am quite full from the lovely microwaveable dinner that I've had, including a ₤1.95 Steak Pie, ₤1.95 utterly bland Fried Rice and a lovely ₤3.95 worth of Tandoori Chicken! What's this?! Shameless plugging!?
I was very muchly surprised at Brenna's reluctance to buy me a birthday present. He was convinced that I was PMSing over a birthday present, but I wasn't. I mean, look at Ee Siong. He bought be Ken Hirai and even put it up on the blog to make me happy, I suppose, with a little blackmail.
Sheet, should have asked Brenna to buy me Yuna Ito instead of Ayumi. *snaps* But Ken Hirai's music isn't too good for the technical singer, as one can hear from his half falsetto. It is quite amazing, his singing style. Very much different from others like WaT and Yatta (that bunch of neked people, whoever they are). Perhaps the only other person who I can see a distinctive style in is Gackt, and I absolutely love his 忘れないから.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala wasuyo wasure tai yo. Furetakono watashi deshitendayo. AHHHH!!!! Mono, u mo. Lalalalala, lalalalalalalalalalalala, zetsu warai yo!!!
I JUST ABSOLUTELY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHENEVER I SEE THIS!!!
Fukin' Heck, it's 1 am in the morning
What the hell.
BenSee should be par-tay-ing in some pub now.
I just finished all my english assignments.
The essay has been copied over to my other blog, NanoPulp
Click to go see la. It's an epic 650 words.
Fck Yea!
Sdienote: I'm going nuts. Meister Ng, I blame thee? LOLZ
BenSee should be par-tay-ing in some pub now.
I just finished all my english assignments.
The essay has been copied over to my other blog, NanoPulp
Click to go see la. It's an epic 650 words.
Fck Yea!
Sdienote: I'm going nuts. Meister Ng, I blame thee? LOLZ
To LoveRu - Who cares about Ep 11, it's Yami-chan!
Heck, who cares about the storyline!
It's Yami-chan!
Apparently, some people still mistake her for Eve. Lol.
Reasons I like:
1) Blonde, nice hair colours in me over.(Order of likness: Blonde, Purple, Orange, Green, White)
2) Leather strap on thighs and arms... Like!
3) Tsundere personality... Oooh, fiesty, I like mores
4) Red Eyes... (No idea why, but wins me over)
5) Killer-personality
6) Hyper-blush (SOOOOOO CUTTTEEE!!!)
and last but not least
7) I bought her figurine.
Haha
It's Yami-chan!
Apparently, some people still mistake her for Eve. Lol.
Reasons I like:
1) Blonde, nice hair colours in me over.(Order of likness: Blonde, Purple, Orange, Green, White)
2) Leather strap on thighs and arms... Like!
3) Tsundere personality... Oooh, fiesty, I like mores
4) Red Eyes... (No idea why, but wins me over)
5) Killer-personality
6) Hyper-blush (SOOOOOO CUTTTEEE!!!)
and last but not least
7) I bought her figurine.
Haha
Boohoo
It doesn't pay to be nice.
I go tell That TechnoPriest that I got his Ken Hirai, and what happens?
This
Now he wants some Ayumix III Nonstop Remix... which costs 75 quid(probably worth 75 squids)
WUT...
Oh, English Homework is a horrific mess... Hell, I have to write an essay on cockroaches! In Narrative!
Heck, I'm just going to write out a Narnia-ripoff with cockroach being in Aslan's place.
LOL
Get Fakin' 20 Bucks, Get Some Fakin' Pop...
Well... At least, you can, if you want it...
As the EnginSeer running things around here, I recently found out that soon after join NanoB(L)og, That TechnoPriest's birthday arrived...
And guess what? My Conscience, called Cortana(Not), told me as a good EnginSeer, I ought to treat TechnoPriests under me well... And so I get him a present, 1 week late of the birthday
Smart.
Browsing through massively spam-ish text files of his personal data logs, I found a short text of his.
I also found this.
He called me, The EnginSeer, a member of a pile of monkeys who ramble! Orz!
So somehow, That TechnoPriest had a feeling that I needed to ask something. So there he appears on MSN, in London(which is next to Edinburg, Land of Floods). And I ask him, "Do I owe you a present?"
And what? He tells me, "No." OH YEAH!
And continues, "...but then, I also won't owe you a present."
BLACKMAIL, I tell you, BLACKMAIL!
Asking him what he wants, he rambles on and on about Ayumi, whom I sympathise for going deaf but still do not like. I am a Nana Mizuki, Ueda Kana and Tamura Yukari person ya see...
So he wants a Ayumi album he doesn't have. How do I know? I am a EnginSeer, not an Archivalist! Totally having not a clue about his wish list, I ask him "Do you have that Ken Hirai guy's album?"
And he goes shocked, saying " I didn't say that I wanted that one before on my blog, how you know?" Laughing, I give him the month it was archived under... EnginSeers can act as any Technocratic Member if they need to, ya noe.
So he goes like "FAKIN' POP!" and me goes "HUH..." I had somehow misread Fakin' Pop for Fukin' Pop. LOL
So I get it for him.
For 20 bucks. While getting some Adidas Shirts for my father, which is another 22.5 bucks. Father's Day ya see. I am such a filal EnginSeer, YEAH.
Got it from Sembawang @ Novena.(The Cd, not the shirts. If you didn't know, join me as a TechnoPriest Minor) Was there for food. Found nothing much, cept Curry Favor, which I was too poor to buy. (Damn Ionic Reactions, I want Mah Curreh!)
So I ate some food court and went to United Square(which is so far away from other malls, that the word "United" is backwards-meaning) and ate 1 scoop of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey. Yum.
No camera though, I ain't no Paparazzite.
So now, Ken Hirai's face stares at me from within my bag. Oh, and I'm listening to POP STAR, very nice. Ish tempted to not give Ken Hirai away now. LOLZ
So now, as I think of copying this to be my journal entry, I munch on gummy snakes. And they leave some weird killer smell on you, DON'T EAT OUTSIDE.
Pssfff~
That TechnoPriest better give me something nice in return. Else I'm burning Ken Hirai.
Oh, and he doesn't come back til 20th June. Shock. He escapes Meister Ng's excursional tour!
My wallet stares at me angrily, I have the idea that my wallet is a She and she's really pissed at me. Like a tsundere. I likes? LOLZ
Oh, and to remind me to send the present to London, I changed playlists. Hey, it's still sung in Japanese ya noe. Wait... All the Jap titles are gone! WUT!
Ought to learn jap, too lazy to even study chem, so can't. Will try to neuro-zap language skill in.
As the EnginSeer running things around here, I recently found out that soon after join NanoB(L)og, That TechnoPriest's birthday arrived...
And guess what? My Conscience, called Cortana(Not), told me as a good EnginSeer, I ought to treat TechnoPriests under me well... And so I get him a present, 1 week late of the birthday
Smart.
Browsing through massively spam-ish text files of his personal data logs, I found a short text of his.
Someone buy me Ken Hirai please.
I also found this.
I see that all I know how to do it rebut, criticise and yell. Well, at least in school for most situations. Imagine placing yourself in a classroom full of idiots who continually ramble and finally conclude that the teacher's own words a incessant ramblings themselves. How tiring it is, isn't it? I also tend to go around in circles, limiting factors under differentiation and integral laws that are basic to the studied physicist.
He called me, The EnginSeer, a member of a pile of monkeys who ramble! Orz!
So somehow, That TechnoPriest had a feeling that I needed to ask something. So there he appears on MSN, in London(which is next to Edinburg, Land of Floods). And I ask him, "Do I owe you a present?"
And what? He tells me, "No." OH YEAH!
And continues, "...but then, I also won't owe you a present."
BLACKMAIL, I tell you, BLACKMAIL!
Asking him what he wants, he rambles on and on about Ayumi, whom I sympathise for going deaf but still do not like. I am a Nana Mizuki, Ueda Kana and Tamura Yukari person ya see...
So he wants a Ayumi album he doesn't have. How do I know? I am a EnginSeer, not an Archivalist! Totally having not a clue about his wish list, I ask him "Do you have that Ken Hirai guy's album?"
And he goes shocked, saying " I didn't say that I wanted that one before on my blog, how you know?" Laughing, I give him the month it was archived under... EnginSeers can act as any Technocratic Member if they need to, ya noe.
So he goes like "FAKIN' POP!" and me goes "HUH..." I had somehow misread Fakin' Pop for Fukin' Pop. LOL
So I get it for him.
For 20 bucks. While getting some Adidas Shirts for my father, which is another 22.5 bucks. Father's Day ya see. I am such a filal EnginSeer, YEAH.
Got it from Sembawang @ Novena.(The Cd, not the shirts. If you didn't know, join me as a TechnoPriest Minor) Was there for food. Found nothing much, cept Curry Favor, which I was too poor to buy. (Damn Ionic Reactions, I want Mah Curreh!)
So I ate some food court and went to United Square(which is so far away from other malls, that the word "United" is backwards-meaning) and ate 1 scoop of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey. Yum.
No camera though, I ain't no Paparazzite.
So now, Ken Hirai's face stares at me from within my bag. Oh, and I'm listening to POP STAR, very nice. Ish tempted to not give Ken Hirai away now. LOLZ
So now, as I think of copying this to be my journal entry, I munch on gummy snakes. And they leave some weird killer smell on you, DON'T EAT OUTSIDE.
Pssfff~
That TechnoPriest better give me something nice in return. Else I'm burning Ken Hirai.
Oh, and he doesn't come back til 20th June. Shock. He escapes Meister Ng's excursional tour!
My wallet stares at me angrily, I have the idea that my wallet is a She and she's really pissed at me. Like a tsundere. I likes? LOLZ
Oh, and to remind me to send the present to London, I changed playlists. Hey, it's still sung in Japanese ya noe. Wait... All the Jap titles are gone! WUT!
Ought to learn jap, too lazy to even study chem, so can't. Will try to neuro-zap language skill in.
Fantastic alternatives
CAPS LOCKING, FOR ONE, IS BORING. I PREFER THE SHIFT BUTTON ANYWAY.
Taking half an hour to connect to bloody MSN on a bloody train that stretches all across England.
Getting called a machine that is 90% off course.
D:
Meister Ng. Long live the greatest trivia personality of all time.
Taking half an hour to connect to bloody MSN on a bloody train that stretches all across England.
Getting called a machine that is 90% off course.
D:
Meister Ng. Long live the greatest trivia personality of all time.
Teh Apollo 11!!!!
Meister Ng decided that in return for the review on his Meister-hood, I ought to be reviewed too.
And I get to be an Inanimate Object.
WUT?
The Apollo 11, popularly known by Singaporeans as the ONLY rocket to go anywhere. Why? The Apollo 11 was the rocket that went "Fssssttttt!~~" into vacuum and reached the Land of Moon(cakes), The Moon. First. Oh, and Neil Armstrong was onboard too.
Great... but...
Now, the only problem here is that Apollo 11 was a rocket that had SERIOUS miscalculations, and was off-course 90% of the time.
And it would have crashed into who knows what crater on the Green Cheese and left Neil Armstrong shouting, "GET ME THE FUZZ OUT OF HERREEEE!!!"
Until Neil Armstrong drove the ship onto moon, found out the fuel tank was actually a lot fuller than said by lousy CPU and drove home after jumping on moon. Yay.
So great, Everyone gets to be some RPG character, and what to I get to be? A Transformer!!!
Who happens to be wrong for 90% of his life.
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Lol
And I get to be an Inanimate Object.
WUT?
The Apollo 11, popularly known by Singaporeans as the ONLY rocket to go anywhere. Why? The Apollo 11 was the rocket that went "Fssssttttt!~~" into vacuum and reached the Land of Moon(cakes), The Moon. First. Oh, and Neil Armstrong was onboard too.
Great... but...
Now, the only problem here is that Apollo 11 was a rocket that had SERIOUS miscalculations, and was off-course 90% of the time.
And it would have crashed into who knows what crater on the Green Cheese and left Neil Armstrong shouting, "GET ME THE FUZZ OUT OF HERREEEE!!!"
Until Neil Armstrong drove the ship onto moon, found out the fuel tank was actually a lot fuller than said by lousy CPU and drove home after jumping on moon. Yay.
So great, Everyone gets to be some RPG character, and what to I get to be? A Transformer!!!
Who happens to be wrong for 90% of his life.
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Lol
Howdy Mah Lad!
Firstly, a greeting to Brian, who came back from the Great Land Down Under.
Welcome back to Singapore, land of expensive things and people who talk only no action.(Complain complain)Oh, and the unhappy Hilter who haunts your SG cashiers. Plus, the land of unappreciative office zombies... And horrible weathers...
Ok, where's my present? LOL.
After reading that laugh-tag at my blog's address, I simply had to check out the new post.
It seems as if our dear friend Brian went to Perth and learned one word:
GORGEOUS
Yup, one trip to Perth and what happens? He uses GORGEOUS everywhere he goes. What hath Perth done to you, my good man?
LOL. I'm seriously bored here... Tigrex whomping me, chem whomping me...
Anyway, back to the topic.
I counted... 32 GORGEOUS in that one post.
WOW... and this sentence wins the GORGEOUS-nity
Mah Good Lad!
Ok, so that's all for now... Nice pictures... But meh, I ain't a man for trees. I am an EnginSeer!
Sidenote:
If Perth teaches Brian GORGEOUS, London will teach That TechoPriest (BenSee)... What? My Good Heavens, Lord Save The Queen?
Hell no! -sobs-
Welcome back to Singapore, land of expensive things and people who talk only no action.(Complain complain)Oh, and the unhappy Hilter who haunts your SG cashiers. Plus, the land of unappreciative office zombies... And horrible weathers...
Ok, where's my present? LOL.
After reading that laugh-tag at my blog's address, I simply had to check out the new post.
It seems as if our dear friend Brian went to Perth and learned one word:
GORGEOUS
Yup, one trip to Perth and what happens? He uses GORGEOUS everywhere he goes. What hath Perth done to you, my good man?
LOL. I'm seriously bored here... Tigrex whomping me, chem whomping me...
Anyway, back to the topic.
I counted... 32 GORGEOUS in that one post.
WOW... and this sentence wins the GORGEOUS-nity
Gorgeously taken photo of a gorgeous tree, while gorgeously laying down on the gorgeous grass at the gorgeously gorgeous King's Park
Mah Good Lad!
Ok, so that's all for now... Nice pictures... But meh, I ain't a man for trees. I am an EnginSeer!
Sidenote:
If Perth teaches Brian GORGEOUS, London will teach That TechoPriest (BenSee)... What? My Good Heavens, Lord Save The Queen?
Hell no! -sobs-
Rubbish
Rubbish
I find out that English homework deadline is... 4 days... no, 3 days away.
I play Monster Hunter with Clayton, only to get whooped ingame and lose my PSP pouch.
I try to plan my days, only to have random events popping up to screw me up.
Blog is dead.
Brain is dead
Chem is dead, to me.
HomeWROK is dead, and rising as an Undead WrathLord
Tigrex is dead, 2 times. (Only good news of the day)
JK's throat is deadly, having a octave so low, that all surrounding objects are forced to contort to his voice. Such as the 2B clan deciding not to eat KFC for him... LOL at his power, Chairman is really Chairman hmm?
BenSee is dead in Singapore, as his soul has fled to England to inhibit his cloned body there. Saves the plane ticket, ya'noe?
Youtube is showing me Shounen Ai(Boy Love) Vids of D.G(r)ay Man
Overall, life is GREAT.
YES, GREAT.
-sobs painfully-
I find out that English homework deadline is... 4 days... no, 3 days away.
I play Monster Hunter with Clayton, only to get whooped ingame and lose my PSP pouch.
I try to plan my days, only to have random events popping up to screw me up.
Blog is dead.
Brain is dead
Chem is dead, to me.
HomeWROK is dead, and rising as an Undead WrathLord
HomeWROK is the abbreviation of Home-based "Wrecking of Relaxing" Offensive Killer-cache
Tigrex is dead, 2 times. (Only good news of the day)
JK's throat is deadly, having a octave so low, that all surrounding objects are forced to contort to his voice. Such as the 2B clan deciding not to eat KFC for him... LOL at his power, Chairman is really Chairman hmm?
BenSee is dead in Singapore, as his soul has fled to England to inhibit his cloned body there. Saves the plane ticket, ya'noe?
Youtube is showing me Shounen Ai(Boy Love) Vids of D.G(r)ay Man
Overall, life is GREAT.
YES, GREAT.
-sobs painfully-
Habbeh Barthdey!
Yes, Habbeh Barthdey to That TechnoPriest
and here's a picture for you!
But... what's this? That TechnoPriest left a tag, claiming that an alternative post is going to his blog!
HERESY!
For that, you will eat my Cake of... I dunno... Heresy?
Edit: Was posted late, made a draft and was going to post but parents pulled the plug on my computer, horrible.
and here's a picture for you!
But... what's this? That TechnoPriest left a tag, claiming that an alternative post is going to his blog!
HERESY!
For that, you will eat my Cake of... I dunno... Heresy?
Edit: Was posted late, made a draft and was going to post but parents pulled the plug on my computer, horrible.
The Meaning of Alternatives - Part 1 of Unknown Number
Finally! I finally moved my fingers in the designated pattern to type my entry out.
Regardless of what That TechnoPriest said to The EnginSEER, I shall still go one with my plan to write on Alternatives.
We all love alternatives. Alternative lifestyle, alternative energy sources, alternative career, alternative this, alternative that.
Why?
Let's look at alternative lifestyles. Imagine this man, who is a high-roller, lives a posh lifestyle, surrounded by a harem and all the luxuries that money can get. He will ALWAYS have this subconscious dream to live an alternative lifestyle. Which is...
Living on an island, surrounded with coconut trees and more coconut trees. Not a care in the world, with one native villager as his wife.
In case you never realised, that ALTERNATIVE lifestyle is rubbish but it is what he wants. A man with everything the world will dream of life with no material need. A man who has nothing but a heap of debts will dream of a posh life.
So humans are irrational. Give them a chocolate bar, and they want that candy stick instead. I suggest we spank them on the butt when they do that. Haha. Of course not!
Next time, I'll go into one of my favourite topics, ALTERNATIVE GENDER Characters.
Sidenote: I wonder what Einstein's alternative lifestyle would be.
Regardless of what That TechnoPriest said to The EnginSEER, I shall still go one with my plan to write on Alternatives.
We all love alternatives. Alternative lifestyle, alternative energy sources, alternative career, alternative this, alternative that.
Why?
Let's look at alternative lifestyles. Imagine this man, who is a high-roller, lives a posh lifestyle, surrounded by a harem and all the luxuries that money can get. He will ALWAYS have this subconscious dream to live an alternative lifestyle. Which is...
Living on an island, surrounded with coconut trees and more coconut trees. Not a care in the world, with one native villager as his wife.
In case you never realised, that ALTERNATIVE lifestyle is rubbish but it is what he wants. A man with everything the world will dream of life with no material need. A man who has nothing but a heap of debts will dream of a posh life.
So humans are irrational. Give them a chocolate bar, and they want that candy stick instead. I suggest we spank them on the butt when they do that. Haha. Of course not!
Next time, I'll go into one of my favourite topics, ALTERNATIVE GENDER Characters.
Sidenote: I wonder what Einstein's alternative lifestyle would be.
Apparently, the Love of Alternatives hath been stolen
I invite a TechnoPriest to help and what happens?
He steals The EnginSEER's life motto.
JUST GREAT.
Also, that TechnoPriest's post seemed to be directed at me...
This is a plan that hath gone horribly wrong.
And this is my response to That technoPriest's cat
He steals The EnginSEER's life motto.
JUST GREAT.
Also, that TechnoPriest's post seemed to be directed at me...
Quite boring already? It IS an alternative form of entertainment. Perhaps it is because you are wishing for an otaku-related post. However, how could you expect it to be an alternative then?
This is a plan that hath gone horribly wrong.
And this is my response to That technoPriest's cat
Because we love alternatives.
As a form of alternative entertainment, the TechnoPriest has been granted access to blog writing on Nano B(L)og.
Quite boring already? It IS an alternative form of entertainment. Perhaps it is because you are wishing for an otaku-related post. However, how could you expect it to be an alternative then?
O_O
Quite boring already? It IS an alternative form of entertainment. Perhaps it is because you are wishing for an otaku-related post. However, how could you expect it to be an alternative then?
O_O
Yes, We (Fukken) love Alternatives.
WE
LOVE
ALTERNATIVES!!!
such as gender bending
Enjoy this amazing change of a male Ace pilot cum student into a Female Rape-target
YES
shall talk about it next time when I can
Oh, btw, BenSee is currently on my invite... Though I have no idea what email address he uses...
LOVE
ALTERNATIVES!!!
such as gender bending
Enjoy this amazing change of a male Ace pilot cum student into a Female Rape-target
YES
shall talk about it next time when I can
Oh, btw, BenSee is currently on my invite... Though I have no idea what email address he uses...
Hath we run dry?
Hath we run dry?
NO!
... OK, so I'm outta ideas to post about.
WEAREDOOMED!!!
...
...
...
...
...
Well, I could post entries on interests of the Akiba-ian Homo Sapien... (Read: Fetishes)
But that would be rubbish.
And I swore never to reveal too much of my life. Effectively, cutting away 600% of posting material... I am such a *unintelligent word*
So, I shall go invite random people to post here! Anyone who wants to post something totally useless and retarded but refuses to let those posts sully their bloglives, leave me a tag.
Except Bing. STAYAWAYYOUMONSTEROFTHEAKIBA!!!
NO!
... OK, so I'm outta ideas to post about.
WEAREDOOMED!!!
...
...
...
...
...
Well, I could post entries on interests of the Akiba-ian Homo Sapien... (Read: Fetishes)
But that would be rubbish.
And I swore never to reveal too much of my life. Effectively, cutting away 600% of posting material... I am such a *unintelligent word*
So, I shall go invite random people to post here! Anyone who wants to post something totally useless and retarded but refuses to let those posts sully their bloglives, leave me a tag.
Except Bing. STAYAWAYYOUMONSTEROFTHEAKIBA!!!
The Hypothesis on The Sony Trap
Had a MSN conversation with BenSee...
... then we touch a little on the subject of electronic stuff disintegrating once their warranties run dry
PRESENTING, the Sony Trap hypothesis!
The idea behind it is simple. After a Sony product's warranty has expired, a man in SonyLand Corporation is immediately informed.
Then this man rushes of his secret room and finds the proper coding sequence and he detonates the innards of that Sony product in question.
But don't worry, as long as the product has upgrades or add ons that can be bought, the product would (probably) not be detonated internally...
Really!
I also introduced a new catchword to BenSee
Tech-no(Noun):
A person who is destined to be unbondable with electronic wonders. Tech-no can vary in levels, from Simply Undestined to Anti-Midas Touch, wherein upon touching anything electronic, the object in question destroys itself.
... then we touch a little on the subject of electronic stuff disintegrating once their warranties run dry
PRESENTING, the Sony Trap hypothesis!
The idea behind it is simple. After a Sony product's warranty has expired, a man in SonyLand Corporation is immediately informed.
Then this man rushes of his secret room and finds the proper coding sequence and he detonates the innards of that Sony product in question.
But don't worry, as long as the product has upgrades or add ons that can be bought, the product would (probably) not be detonated internally...
Really!
I also introduced a new catchword to BenSee
Tech-no(Noun):
A person who is destined to be unbondable with electronic wonders. Tech-no can vary in levels, from Simply Undestined to Anti-Midas Touch, wherein upon touching anything electronic, the object in question destroys itself.
Another Decision to be made?
The World is full of fricking dilemmas...
Right after I ordered the Konjoki no Yami figurine, another temptation pops up.
Introducing, Fate T. Harlaown in Figma...
Price: 2,800 yen or about 40 SGD
Darn... Should I get? But my wallet isn't going to support that...
Right after I ordered the Konjoki no Yami figurine, another temptation pops up.
Introducing, Fate T. Harlaown in Figma...
Price: 2,800 yen or about 40 SGD
Darn... Should I get? But my wallet isn't going to support that...
The Rest of the Party
The Selfless Acolyte, Zul
ZUL, a great friend that you will want to have.
When I play soccer with him, he is one person who let others have the joy of attacking while he does all the dirty work of cleaning up when attacker loses the ball. Mind you, he does it so efficiently and with no complaint against these careless attackers who wasted so many chance after chances. plus he does it with a ever ready smile on his face. sacrificial for a greater cause and committed to a job, plus service with a smile. Who else to be a better servant than him.... put that commitment to work, you will create wonders for the class !!!
The Steadfast Knight, Cheng En
Cheng En ,
He reminds me of this line:
"No matter who you are or what age may be, if you want to achieve permanent, sustaining success, the motivation that will drive you towards the goals must come from within."
He has lots of internal motivation, it never stops within him, for the two and half year, no doubt he is not the brightest of all, but his sheer determination to get a job done amazes me. i wonder how much work he puts in at home. you can see how he works mirrors how he play on the soccer field, the pride he takes even as a defender is enormous. He seldom let one striker past him without him having to sweat! even if he fail to tackle, he picks himself up for the next one, wanting to do better. Excellent attitude
The Merry Monk, Josiah
Josiah,
If there were anything you want to take away from this young man, you can take all, except his jovial outlook under all circumstances. No failures deter him from trying harder, no hardships will weigh him down and no man can make him angry(only AMATHS sum got a bit of chance). He display never ending enthusiasm to improve and learn under all adverse circumstances. He reminds me of someone in the bible, if he hits you on the right cheek, offer the left. moreover, he will smile and still call him brother, lets forget what happen and i buy you coffee
The Cool Rogue, Vivek
Vivek,
Vivek is like a steady pillar in class which no winds can blow and tear it down, unfazed and strong. I have never heard him say a single complaint about homework and school work. He just goes about completing it efficiently. He helps his group mates with work as well. His discipline to finish the work is commendable. His work first, play later attitude is reaps him great dividends. One thing I like is his smile he breaks into when you speak to him! So charming! Keep it up!
The Maestro of Theatres, Solomon
Solo,
This young man possesses one of the lost arts of society, I must say he can act and imitate excellently! He comes up with different expressions and sounds of his own. With that this asset, that creative brain of his, he has brought much laughter to the class, which keep us going in tough times! Thank you Solo, for the laughter and joy you brought to the class. Find some jokes and bring back to class for us next semester.
Sidenote: Meister Ng's typing is scary. In the end, I simply had to correct the spellings and stuff, lest I go nuts... (I'm a paranoid perfectionist, ya noe?) But I may have missed some, please do not go "Nazi-English" and kill me
ZUL, a great friend that you will want to have.
When I play soccer with him, he is one person who let others have the joy of attacking while he does all the dirty work of cleaning up when attacker loses the ball. Mind you, he does it so efficiently and with no complaint against these careless attackers who wasted so many chance after chances. plus he does it with a ever ready smile on his face. sacrificial for a greater cause and committed to a job, plus service with a smile. Who else to be a better servant than him.... put that commitment to work, you will create wonders for the class !!!
The Steadfast Knight, Cheng En
Cheng En ,
He reminds me of this line:
"No matter who you are or what age may be, if you want to achieve permanent, sustaining success, the motivation that will drive you towards the goals must come from within."
He has lots of internal motivation, it never stops within him, for the two and half year, no doubt he is not the brightest of all, but his sheer determination to get a job done amazes me. i wonder how much work he puts in at home. you can see how he works mirrors how he play on the soccer field, the pride he takes even as a defender is enormous. He seldom let one striker past him without him having to sweat! even if he fail to tackle, he picks himself up for the next one, wanting to do better. Excellent attitude
The Merry Monk, Josiah
Josiah,
If there were anything you want to take away from this young man, you can take all, except his jovial outlook under all circumstances. No failures deter him from trying harder, no hardships will weigh him down and no man can make him angry(only AMATHS sum got a bit of chance). He display never ending enthusiasm to improve and learn under all adverse circumstances. He reminds me of someone in the bible, if he hits you on the right cheek, offer the left. moreover, he will smile and still call him brother, lets forget what happen and i buy you coffee
The Cool Rogue, Vivek
Vivek,
Vivek is like a steady pillar in class which no winds can blow and tear it down, unfazed and strong. I have never heard him say a single complaint about homework and school work. He just goes about completing it efficiently. He helps his group mates with work as well. His discipline to finish the work is commendable. His work first, play later attitude is reaps him great dividends. One thing I like is his smile he breaks into when you speak to him! So charming! Keep it up!
The Maestro of Theatres, Solomon
Solo,
This young man possesses one of the lost arts of society, I must say he can act and imitate excellently! He comes up with different expressions and sounds of his own. With that this asset, that creative brain of his, he has brought much laughter to the class, which keep us going in tough times! Thank you Solo, for the laughter and joy you brought to the class. Find some jokes and bring back to class for us next semester.
Sidenote: Meister Ng's typing is scary. In the end, I simply had to correct the spellings and stuff, lest I go nuts... (I'm a paranoid perfectionist, ya noe?) But I may have missed some, please do not go "Nazi-English" and kill me
Giving classes to people in classes
With the recent outbreak of Meister Ng giving members of the Aeba-nic Clan attributes, I have decided to play along with them.
However, I did realise the names given aren't very nice, so I'm gonna change the names. Description of each person shall not change, save the naming.
Edit: The gist shall not be changed, only the formation of sentences
The Grand Meister, Mr. Ng (Made this one)
The word meister originally means "master" in German (as in master craftsman or as an honorific title such as Meister Eckhart; akin to maestro).
The Meister is a man of good faith. He instills power, strength and courage(in whichever order) into those around him. He gives it his all to help, at times even doing what others may consider unnecessary and annoying.(This I can vouch for, being one of the first few to complain... Hah) Regardless, he continues to do his work, undeterred by the harsh comments and whines of the people. He leads his people to success, and is not hesistant to get his hands dirty to get a job done.
Bravo and Brava to the Meister!
However, I did realise the names given aren't very nice, so I'm gonna change the names. Description of each person shall not change, save the naming.
Edit: The gist shall not be changed, only the formation of sentences
The Grand Meister, Mr. Ng (Made this one)
The word meister originally means "master" in German (as in master craftsman or as an honorific title such as Meister Eckhart; akin to maestro).
The Meister is a man of good faith. He instills power, strength and courage(in whichever order) into those around him. He gives it his all to help, at times even doing what others may consider unnecessary and annoying.(This I can vouch for, being one of the first few to complain... Hah) Regardless, he continues to do his work, undeterred by the harsh comments and whines of the people. He leads his people to success, and is not hesistant to get his hands dirty to get a job done.
Bravo and Brava to the Meister!
What, even Blogger is going down?
Good christ, the whole world is crashing upon itself.
First, sgcafe hyperlags every night. (This forces me to use that time to study, did Meister Ng plan that? OH NO!)
Now, blogs are crashing upon themselves...
OMG...
What next? Wall Street gets EMP-fried and all stocks disappear?
The Way the world runs on is the Insanity way
Yes, how true it is...
Just decided to flip out a random book from my bookpile...
(Actually, I threw back a few suggestions from my pile... the New Space Opera(read it 10 times), Star Wars(need I say more?) and the dumb Deltora Quest Book 7 which I accidentally "stole" from Cedar Primary(forget to return))
... and I found IT (Ecchi AlterEgo, NanoTard: Doujin doujin doujin!!! WHAT? NOT DOUJIN! WHY?)
"The Pig that Wants to be Eaten, and 99 other thought experiments"
Very nice book... (NanoTard: Not!)
It talks about many mind boggling situations that may take place, and shows how we are all bloody trapped in our own world.
Such as this:
Private Sacks was about to do a terrible thing. He had been ordered to first rape and then murder the prisoner, whom he knew to be no more than an innocent civilian from the wrong ethnic background. There was no doubt in his mind that this would be a gross injustice - a war crime, in fact.
Yet quickly thinking it over he felt he had no choice but to go ahead. If he obeyed the order, he could try to make the ordeal as bearable as possible for the victim, making sure she suffered no more than necessary. If he didn't obey the order, he himself would be shot on grounds of defiance and the prisoner would still be violated and killed, except in a more violent manner. It was better for everyone if he went ahead.
His reasoning seemed clear enough, but of course it gave him no peace of mind. How could it be that he was both going to do the best he could in the circumstances and yet at the same time, commit a terrible sin?
Can anyone give a justifiable explaination?
That's how amazing this book is...
(but brian doesn't understand)
Just decided to flip out a random book from my bookpile...
(Actually, I threw back a few suggestions from my pile... the New Space Opera(read it 10 times), Star Wars(need I say more?) and the dumb Deltora Quest Book 7 which I accidentally "stole" from Cedar Primary(forget to return))
... and I found IT (Ecchi AlterEgo, NanoTard: Doujin doujin doujin!!! WHAT? NOT DOUJIN! WHY?)
"The Pig that Wants to be Eaten, and 99 other thought experiments"
Very nice book... (NanoTard: Not!)
It talks about many mind boggling situations that may take place, and shows how we are all bloody trapped in our own world.
Such as this:
Private Sacks was about to do a terrible thing. He had been ordered to first rape and then murder the prisoner, whom he knew to be no more than an innocent civilian from the wrong ethnic background. There was no doubt in his mind that this would be a gross injustice - a war crime, in fact.
Yet quickly thinking it over he felt he had no choice but to go ahead. If he obeyed the order, he could try to make the ordeal as bearable as possible for the victim, making sure she suffered no more than necessary. If he didn't obey the order, he himself would be shot on grounds of defiance and the prisoner would still be violated and killed, except in a more violent manner. It was better for everyone if he went ahead.
His reasoning seemed clear enough, but of course it gave him no peace of mind. How could it be that he was both going to do the best he could in the circumstances and yet at the same time, commit a terrible sin?
Can anyone give a justifiable explaination?
That's how amazing this book is...
(but brian doesn't understand)
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