Of Camera-lisation

Note the wordplay here.

Sitting on my bed, being worn out, tired and sick of life, I came up with a lot of strange thoughts.

Such as the notion that I can actually communicate with my past life. Which I dismissed as impossible as that would mean I would have no constant and would not exist.

However, I did come up with a lot of niffy little words.

Camwhores:
Not my invention. Just had to point out the spelling to That TechnoPriest, Bent Sight(What a mouthful)... A Camwhore is a person who whores himself/herself to the whole Internet world(Read: 4chan). Camerawhores are just prostitutes who use a camera, that's all. It's Camwhore. Remember that.

Picsluts:
People who love to stultify for the camera of an photographer. Usually, the difference between a Camwhore and a Picslut is just that Camwhores have cameras and Picsluts do not have one. Actually, they probably have a shitty one or can't use one.

CamSpam:
An action. Means one just keeps taking photos without an idea of what they are. Or one just keeps snapping like a paparazzi and fills the air with the whines of a dying flash lightbulb

Phohogs:
Invented by me. A wordplay of the word "Photogs". Basically, these Phohogs just chiongrushcamspam. There are many variations to these Phohogs. Phohogs also have an ability to just pulverise through a crowd of normal Photogs and civilians, just like the Warthog of the Halo. Scary shit.

Effective methods to kill a Phohog: Smash his camera(probably a pro-ded one), pull out the Memory card(either by the normal slot or by the newly created holes), throw it into a Gia Hadron Collider, a Mephis ElectroMagnetica or a Magnetic Accelerator Cannon. Then proceed to do the normal stuff to a person that you want to and can kill. Break his phone, burn his house, kill his family, skin him alive, burn the exposed flesh to prevent bleeding to death. Dip in vinegar and throw into an open filed to await the hovering vultures to devour his existance. So there.

Tech-Noes:
The people who exist because people like you and me do. The law of the universe is that whatever exists must have a counterbalance. Thus, for every l33t person in the world, there shall be a person with equally scary skill, only with a negative sign. Meaning a -l33t or a nega-l33t. Pray hard the guys in charge of nukes aren't them.

The Law of the Universe(or what remains of it):
As said above, the Law of the Universe(use capital letters for emphasis, not obligatory) states that for all that exist, an opposite must be created. However, the first application of that law was a mess. Half the universe was turned into anti-matter to counter the matter. But as some physicists may know, anti-matter HATES matter. And they went to suicide bomb with matter. Luckily, some matter escaped because the threads of the future stated that some anti-matter must remain in hiding as a certain breed of monkeys will need them later. So the surving matter tried to gather into tribes forming planets and stars which were just capitals on fire. Jupiter is a capital of matter. A small one, mind you. No need to be proud, certain breed of monkeys.


I guess I have more, which I stored in a little book some may have seen me doodling in, but I'm tired. So next time.