Stuck at home~

Hi big peeps and small peeps

i'm stuck at home... nth to do... sian...

went to play that silly game on 3saaeba.blog... my timing? best: 21.23sec Average: 18.5+

yay

so if anyone could get the danjo song for me, pls do, i will make it worth ur while... its called boygirl in chinese...(i dunno the hanyupinyin for girl... kenna sai man)

tomorrow got dental appointment... then finish still must go the concert... brian is being conductor(clap clap), and Jk is playing some brass instrument that i can't remember( i think its the french horn)...

so that means i can't have dinner at home and must waste money outside... again

On a lighter side, I ran out of motivational posters, so i went to look for some... and got nth that is SFW(safe for work)

lol

but i found some stupid letters that parents have written before:

* "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.(hanged or zapped)"

* "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.(tranquil or lead?)"

* "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33 (wtf? *checks calender*)."

* "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.(lucky Jim?)"

* "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. (where's my hip?)"

* "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.(quite the barbrawl)"

* "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.(ouch)"

* "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.(right... can we call the police?)"

* "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.(that's alot of land)"

* "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.(so?)"

* "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.(it's coming out of his boots? wow) "

* "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.("hes" will alway miss their bust)"

* "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.(Great, always blame papa... dammit)"

* "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.(consider investing in calenders)"

* "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.(we offer our deepest co... wait... WHAT?)"

* "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.(yeah, we all know that they do "things" hard... wait... WHAT!?!)"

* "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.(well, that won't be a problem, we have plenty of Jasons)"

* "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.(WTH is she doing in bed with gramps? incest?)"

* "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.(Hangover, or gangbang? or both... either way, it's bad)"

* "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.(doctors now take teaching sex education to a new level)"

* "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.(too much viagra, i told you so)"


lol...

ok... i'm bored again... sianz